Trixie-Beth
the natural progression of becoming increasingly intoxicated by firstly acting excessively sl-tty, licking your fingers, rubbing your b–bs, and dancing on an imaginary stripper pole. the second stage’s preceedings include punching your friends, giving your boyfriend a black eye, using your driver’s license as a cell-hone and kicking in a fraternity house window and running away. side-effects include peeing your bed, jungle fever, calling 9-1-1 for no reason, and compulsive facebook wall-posting. waking up the next day and texting everyone you know apologizing for you behavior is optional. please consult your doctor before becoming trixie-beth. trixie-beth should incurred by those with heart problems, adrenal or liver disease. please do not operate a motor vehicle while under trixie-beth. if you become trixie-beth, seek -ssistance immediately.
“i don’t understand why my words are slurring but i can still see” -trixie
“i want to f-ck a black man” -beth
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