troft
a type of ‘walk’ where two or more dogs are present with their humans. this walk must last at least ten minutes to be considered a troft
dude 1: yo bro, wanna go for a troft with my new poodle
dude 2: dang bru, i’m down. lemme grab my sh-tzu
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