troglodashian


a person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite s-x and gain free media attention.
that girl is such a troglodashian – i can’t believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!

d-mn! these pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!

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