Trojan’s Fire and Ice Condoms
(trodʒən|s fajər ænd ajs kɑndəmz )- n.
1. a product of the trojan company. it is a condom created from a partnership between church & dwight company, incorporated and sanofi s.a.to combine two of their greatest -ssets together, the trojan condom, and the icyhot cream and patch, to, apperantly, relieve erectile pains while engaging in s-xual intercourse. it has been so successful, it recieved the coveted two and a half stars on amazon, and a host of bloggers who, between bragging about their s-xual prowess, gave it such glowing reviews as “traumatising”, “horrifying”, “like lubing your d-ck with icyhot” (not a completely inaccurate discription), “nightmarish”, etc.
2. buffoon, a cretin, one who is considered to be unusally dull, lacking in brillance or intellect.
(etmy. 1. from the individual componets 2. translated literally from the irish ‘go mbeire an diabhal leis thú’, proverbially meaning one who does stupid things repeatedly)
1. oh g-d, my d-ck, it feels like…oh g-d, please stop the pain…i shall take a vow of chasity after this… g-d i shall never buy trojan’s fire and ice condoms again!
2. he is such a trojan’s fire and ice condom
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