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the meaning of troll has spiraled into being some douche who makes people rage. what being a troll really is is doing something funny that will make many people mad yet, making even more people laugh.
that one troll over there just replaced the teachers lounge coffee machine ground with dirt.
one who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
one who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amus-m-nt) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. he will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. ‘you’re nothing but a fanboy’ is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevence to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
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1a. noun
one who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.

1b. noun
a person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, s-x, status, ect.
a troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a “flamer” who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.

1c. noun
a member of an internet forum who continually harangues and har-sses others. someone with nothing worthwhile to add to a certain conversation, but rather continually threadjacks or changes the subject, as well as thinks every member of the forum is talking about them and only them. trolls often go by multiple names to circ-mvent getting banned.

2a. noun
sometimes compared to the j-panese ‘oni’, a troll is a supernatural creature of scandinavian folklore, whose race was thought to have carried m-ssive stones into the countryside (although actually the result of glaciers). lives in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges. they are stupid, large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, and bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. trolls love to eat people, especially small children.
the females of the species are generally kinder and more intelligent, but still fairly hideous.

2b. noun
an aesthetically repulsive person, often has terrible social skills, usually a woman. see troglodyte.

2c. noun
an old, unattractive gay man who hits on young men, and cannot seem to understand that they want nothing to do with him.

3a. verb
to fish by dragging bait behind a moving motor-boat.

3b. verb
to cruise for immediate s-xual pleasure without commitment. often characterized by an older man, seeking a younger man, or any man for immediate, often anonymous s-xual contact.

4. noun
a joke disguised as an outrageously stupid statement or question, intended to trap people into believing it is serious.

5. verb
to use acid and ectasy simulataneously. see trolling.
(comes from ‘tripping’ on acid, and ‘rolling’ on ecstasy)

6. noun
a toy popular in the 1980’s, a ‘troll’ is a cute little plastic trolls with fluffy, colored hair.
1a. i hate trolls!
1b. i hate trolls!
1c. i hate trolls!
2a. it is said that a troll will turn to stone if caught by sunlight/daylight.
2b. ewww… jenna is such a troll!
2c. that troll kept hitting on rick.
3a. i then got to troll for salmon. i caught one that was 65 inches long!
3b. he went trolling and picked up a 17-year-old boy recently at a gay club.
4. hey, how’s my computer able to speak in foreign languages?
5. back in the 90’s we used to troll at the raves.
6. i bought a 4-inch troll for my little sister on her birthday.
one of many unsung internet heroes who are almost entirely misunderstood. contrary to popular belief, many trolls are actually quite intelligent. their habitual attacks on forums is usually a result of their awareness of the pretentiousness and excessive self-importance of many forum enthusiasts. as much as people may hate trolls, they are highly effective – their actions bring much of the stupidity of other forum users out into the great wide open.
man, that troll really owned those dumb forum users who take themselves too d-mn seriously.
1. a large, brutish creature of european myth, often lacking in intelligence. sometimes compared to the j-panese oni.
2. a dumb-ss who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of p-ssing people off, often lacking in intelligence. sometimes compared to people who p-ss you by on the sidewalk then grab you in inappropriate places.
1. “aaaaaahh, it’s a troll!”
“protect the women and children! grab your torches!”
2. “aaaaaahh, it’s a troll!”
“—-head… we banned him five times and he keeps making new accounts about how he pwns all and that he>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!”
before the internet, there were the mythical trolls of old who ate farmer’s goats.

after that, there were and are the semi-human versions of trolls that still exist today in all regions throughout the world.

trolls can be divided into groups depending on where they live, such as beach trolls, hill trolls, city trolls, suburban trolls, valley trolls and a couple other categories which take on unique characteristics depending on their surroundings.

all trolls are socially predatory creatures and when young are usually obsessed with their exterior appearances, while neglecting development of their blackening souls.

their interior ugliness comes out as they age, and they, usually, let their outer appearances go to h-ll, so that they are easily recognizable. but, the young and middle-aged trolls will sometimes fool you with their charm.

all trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. they will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. sometimes, they will call you “brother” or “lady” to throw you off track.

all trolls are sh-t stirrers, lechers & trouble-makers. they would be the first to try and get your “significant other” in the sack, screw you out of some money or slander you.
wow, nicole just screwed me over. what an evil, old troll.
plural of troll.

“one who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument”

source: alien ent-ty (author) and the urban dictionary page that houses it.
the above definition and more can be found by clicking the link for the word “troll”.

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