tromboon
the bocal/crook (pipe) and reed of a b-ssoon put into a trombone… played with tight tight embrochure sounds like a beautiful medival thing, with loose embrouchure like a strangled elephant
also called a babone
uncultured freak:huh? whats a b-ssoon?
popular, smart b-ssoonist:(uncultured freaks) its like a big oboe.
uncultured freak: whats and oboe
trombonist: its like a clarinet.
drummer: whats a clarinet
b-ssoonist: look the b-ssoon is a cool woodwind instrument that to uncultured freaks vagely resembles a bong
uncultured freak: oh i know what that is
b-ssoonist: i play tromboon
uncultured freak: whats that
a trombone played with a b-ssoon reed replacing the cup mouthpiece. often used for gag effects.
these kids are so mischievous—they’re always playing the tromboon when the band director’s back is turned.
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