Trooper Mike
a state trooper who was born and raised in alma, missouri. after attending santa fe high (go chiefs!), he majored in criminal justice at missouri state (cl-ss of ’07). he often can be found patrolling the i-70 in his good ole’ cruiser, sometimes with his police partner jay hammersmith. he is a republican and southern baptist, and enjoys listening to country western music. when he is not in his hometown, he is skiing at vail, colorado, his favorite ski mountain. on his days off from patrol duty, he can be found hunting, or in the ole’ armchair, catching reruns of wild roses, the young and the restless, as the world turns, or one of his favorite movies, high noon, and the good the bad and the ugly. he also enjoys watching sports games on tv, and cheers for the missouri state bears, the missouri tigers, and the kansas city royals.
recently, he has been featured in a heretofore unprecedented facebook group, ent-tled the “trooper mike appreciation society”. this state trooper has made quite the wave in the online community, and has gone from a humble hometown boy to a huge online celebrity. in short, he has gone from zero to sixty in 3.5.
person 1: “hey, have you added trooper mike on facebook?”
person 2: “of course! he’s the bomb-diggity! haven’t you?”
person 1: -quickly adds trooper mike- … “duh! who hasn’t?”
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