baader-meinhof phenomenon or the frequency illusion phenomenon of noticing that flamingos and pineapples are everywhere and on everything (towels, cups, shirts, purses etc) and appear in pop culture (how i met your mother) and in real life on a regular basis. a lot of the time the flamingos and pineapples will appear on the same object, but the tropical illuminati effect is still valid if they are on separate objects.
did you see that ted woke up next to a pineapple on how i met your mother? it’s the tropical illuminati.
president of the asthmatic club who does not actually have asthma but is equipped to to save everyone’s life if all members of the asthmatic club have an asthma attack at the same time at the same place if and only if they happen to have everyone’s inhaler byoi-bring your own inhaler she’s the potac, […]
a s-xual act in which a female partner is riding on the male partner and spinning on his p-n-s. all the while the male is eating a fried egg off his own chest. man, last night my girl cooked me an egg and pulled a humpeggcopter on me it was awesome.
f-ck boi alert!!! tobiase may be a holy name from the bible but every tobiase you meet is a hot beast with a mind of fire. he’s nice to you but when you don’t give him what he wants he’s petty and savage. also the ladies man, all the girls are all over him. good […]
- lakota east high school
a school rivals with lakota west . while being the exact same as west, somehow people think east is better. still everyone hates it. most people wish they went to mason, the rich school where everybody is just better at everything. “you see that kid that thinks he’s cool” “he must go to lakota east […]
no one likes him ceian was so cringey