trouser schnauzer
a type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. it requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
harry wharton: “i say, bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!”
billy bunter: “ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of f-ck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in antic-p-tion of such unwanted liberation. woot!”
another word for the male genetalia. man’s loyal friend that sniffs out adventure in ladies’ pants.
guy: can’t find a seat? you can sit on my lap.
girl: no thanks. i don’t want to risk making your trouser schnauzer frisky.
Read Also:
- Ecomotional
feeling sad about today’s failing economy. guy 1: the economy is b-mming me out, i don’t even want to go to work. guy 2: stop being so ‘ecomotional’.
- truckload
a very great quant-ty of anything that takes up sp-ce. 10x bigger than a b-ttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest m-ss quant-ty) old aol is putting out truckloads of those blasted cd’s the load a truck is capable of carrying. usually used to create emphasis by exaggeration. there are truckloads of people […]
- Coon it in
to c–n it in to c–n it in: is a construction term used when an item or material has been installed prior to your works, meaning you need to rip tear smash and bust any object in your way. at no time do you care about others and their sh-t, thus the item has been […]
- country dickin'
1. a plain old fashioned f-cking. 2. to be royally screwed or f-cked over in a metaphorical sense. 1. i went home and gave my wife real country d-ckin’ last night. 2. my english professor gave me a good ole country d-ckin’ on my last exam grade.
- Bozo Buckets
when you line up 4 or 5 wh-r-s so that their -sses stick up in the air with their -ssholes spread open. you then proceed to jack off, and when you -j-c-l-t-, itworks like bozo buckets, except backwards, where you try to get your c-m to land in the farthest -sshole first, then the second […]