trout slap
on irc, the act of using a (in most irc clients) built-in command to slap another user. frequently used for comic effect.
<@john> /slap jim
-john slaps jim around a bit with a large trout
<+jim> wtf man why did you trout slap me
1. the act of bludgeoning someone or something with a trout.
johnny stepped out of line so bobby trout slapped him
the only time a singaporean is capable of forming a complete english sentence on irc
– singaporean1 slaps singaporean2 around a bit with a large trout
the act of tapping or slapping the head of ones p-n-s on the pubic region of a female including but not limited to: the prepuce, cl-toris, l-b– menora, or l-b– majora. derived from the sound a struggling trout makes while flopping around on land. one can replicate the sound of a trout slap by taking their index and middle finger and striking them across the palm of the opposite hand repeatedly.
no man, i didn’t get it in… i just trout slapped her.
the act of beating someone or something about the head or head–n-log with a large trout or other large fish. often done in response to them saying something stupid.
“that was the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard… if i had a fish handy i would have to troutslap you.”
the act of slapping someone – usually across the facial region – with a wet p-n-s or a representation thereof.
oh dayum, he totally just got trout slapped!!
f-cking another mans girl then proceeding to slap him in the face with your unwashed c-ck.. therefore, he gets his girls clam juice on his face via your d-ck.
dude, mac totally owes me five bucks and just bought a beer without getting me one.. i’m totally trout slapping that queef eater.
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