Trucation
a holiday taken out during a school week without the school knowing or having lied to the school.
e.g 1:
school person 1: whaere were you yesterday? you missed your maths gcse exams!
school person 2: i know, i was just going on a trucation.
e.g 2:
teacher: benjamin, back to school so soon?
ben: why shouldn’t i be?
teacher: well, your mother did say your had a heart attack yesterday.
ben: ummm…it was just a really bad cough?
friend: (whisper) you were taking a trucation, weren’t you?
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