True South
used after the first time a heteros-xual man has committed an ungodly deed with a fellow male. rarely used in actual conversation, but often used in text.
mike: yo man, i got a chance to experience the true south last night dude.
billy: what the h-ll do you mean by that, mike?
mike: you know man! think sausages, kielbasas, pickles and rods!
billy: oh, that true south! my dude you done went gay on me!
mike: it really wasnt that bad bro. o yea and sidenote, when they say everything’s bigger in texas — i can tell you first hand that it’s the god darn truth!
billy: wow…. i thought i’d heard it all
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