true yankee
a phrase uttered by the mentally handicapped portion of new york yankees fans; used to describe any player on a former championship team, regardless of skill level. alternatively used for any good player that isn’t on the yankees, like albert pujols, joe mauer, or chipper jones, because obviously being good makes you a “true yankee” regardless of team.
also, the opposite of “true yankee” is any player that is never wins a t-tle with the team. as a result, they will be labeled as un-clutch by the media regardless of actual baseball playing ability. very notable examples include alex rodriguez, jason giambi, and the entire 1980’s roster besides don mattingly.
a “true yankee” carries a magical aura that allows them to play a metaphysical, other worldly form of baseball which results in hyper clutchness, which is why luis sojo > alex rodriguez.
moron: dude, a-rod sucks, i miss brosius.
intelligent form of human life: what? brosius was a career 94 ops+ hitter, a-rod’s like 147.
moron: but dude, brosius was a true yankee.
intelligent form of human life: /backs away quickly, consults with cia about possible bio warfare that infects brains.
Read Also:
- truth be sold
a malapropism of the phrase “truth be told”, which is used in situations where the “truth” in question is of the nature of a financial gain. tom – “if that band wanted to retain their integrity, they shouldn’t have signed to sony / bmg, and released a pop alb-m” doug – “truth be sold.”
- Trwned
it’s the combination of these 2 terms, “troll” and “owned” – when a troll fails and gets owned, it’s called “trwned”. troll: aye biiiiiiiatch wanna see my diiick? girl: lol sure, then you wanna see mine? troll: ew wtfffff troll has left the room randomuser: trwned his -ss hahaha to truely pwn another being the […]
- T-shirt classic
the act of stealing a t-shirt from those trampy guys who sell dodgy t-shirts outside of gigs. to achieve this objective you politely ask to try it on and then, quick as a flash, run away giggling to oneself. shouting “booyah!” is optional. dude a: “man, those t-shirts are sh-t, but i can’t be bothered […]
- u.u
used in online chatting for the expressing of sorrow or sympathy. representational of eyes looking downward. i have to take my dog to the vet today because she isn’t feeling well u.u i’m sorry to hear that u.u uu stands for the religion unitarian universalism uus let you believe whatever you want but they have […]
- uude
(n.) short for unnecessary urban dictionary entry. this may include definitions of friends, widely known celebrity names, entries that should not have been qualified according to entry guidelines but for some reason made it through the system anyways, words that already exist in real dictionaries, and just about every single entry that has ever been […]