Truffling


to confidently bend the truth, or in many cases, make up completely. i.e. to bullsh-t. verb: to truffle.
“the truffles are from manchester…..oh actually, the truffle man is from manchester, he gets the truffles from italy…”

every day i’m truffling…
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the art of rummaging around in a ones nostril for a tasty treat. a complete lack of shame and decorum means that this can be done at any time and in any place regardless of who might be watching.
oh look. gary’s truffling again.

every day i’m truf-f-f-ling
a s-xual act where one partner places their nose in the other’s -n-s
“have you been truffling? there’s brown on your nose”
burying yourself in such a way that wild pigs foraging for truffles end up sucking you off
“i’d rather go truffling that sleep with that foul young ho”
the act of acting like a feral hog looking for truffles in your -n-s.
“get on all fours honey and start truffling me. get up in there and tell me what i had for dinner 2 days ago…”
verb

tru·ffl·ing:

the act of throwing various fruit from a vehicle at signs, usually a high rate of speed.
ex.1: “guys, we’re all going truffling tonight.”

ex.2: “holy sh-t paul! you just truffled that sign!”
scr-w-ng a stuffy british man with a bowler hat.
“been truffling again, cindy?”
to defecate and jerk off (m-st-rb-t-) at the same time. this applies to the males of the species.
d-ck went to sh-t and play with it – he enjoys truffling regularly!!!

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