the act of grabbing a girl by the v*g*n*
“she was so hot when she lifted her skirt i couldn’t help but do trumpalingus”
trumpalingus pr*nounced: (trum paylin gus). grabbing a woman by her money maker, v*g*n*, groin, crotch, p*ssy
she was an attractive women and i can’t help myself. i crunched down on my tic tacs, and my hand drove home my powerful america saving message with my trumpalingus thrust.
- kooter cheese
it refers a nasty fungus under a woman’s v*g*n*. ew, that girl has kooter cheese.
- friendship nut
when a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically *rg*sm. “alex is so sweet. she gave me a hug and i friendship nutted.”
- grapist rapist
a small white male who rapes grapes luke was a grapist rapist
- jeff lang
another way of saying ‘go ahead’ or ‘it’s fine’ person1 : can i drink this one? person2: jeff lang person1: are you going with us? person2: jeff lang