trumpelstiltskin


trump / el / stilt / skin.

a deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify — before it’s too late.
“trumpelstiltskin!” said americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the house of representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.

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