a small, ugly, limp p*n*s that cannot satisfy a women or a man
betty: johnny acts like such an arrogant *ss and always bragging
joan: yeah i heard from rhonda who slept with him that he has trump*n*s
betty: oh that explains it
the sound made when grandma farts while seated in an unupholstered church pew, everyone turned around when they heard grandma’s fladurp during sunday m*ss.
- heart eyes howell
heart eyes howell is the name given to danisnotonfire/dan howell when he looks lovingly at his best friend and flatmate amazingphil/phil lester. the two are also shipped as phan. person one: omg! did you see the new danandphilgames video? so cute! person two: omg yes! dan was staring at phil so much. such heart eyes […]
- greasy chameleon
a person acting like a pedophile. ah he’s such a greasy chameleon!
pilthy- slow-witted, r*t*rded, not right in the head. pilthy fool always flexin muscle.