trumpkin
giving a
blumpkin to donald trump
yo did you see that b-tch on the apprentice? the only reason she got that far was because she was giving donald trumpkins every night
the act of s-xually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.
i gave that kid a trumpkin after we played stars and stripes, it was so patriotic.
gettin a bl-wj-b from donald trump while takin a sh-t. once u -j-c-l-t- in his mouth, or even worse, pull an angry dragon, that pud says “ya fired”.
origin: blumpkin variations: k-mpkin
donald trump cant give tht b-tch, amorosa, trumpkin cuz her d-ck’s to d-mn big
a reverse blumpkin. when a female is sitting on the toilet, taking a sh-t, and fellating a dude standing in front of her.
that b-tch is so freaky, the blumpkin wasn’t wild enough for her. i hear she is now obsessed with the trumpkin.
you’re seein all this crazy sh-t, trippin out. then you realizeyou gotta p–p, the act that results (taking a sh-t while getting your head blown) is a trumpkin
i never thought a p–p could ever get better, then i trumpkined
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