trump’s razor
when seeking an explanation for the behavior of presidential “candidate” donald j. trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.
adam: with the first presidential debate looming, hair furor prepped by swapping rape stories with roger ailes over cardiac special bacon cheeseburgers.
betsy: how do you know that?
adam: trump’s razor, girl. anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing clinton!
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