(n) used to reference a dog’s b*tt hole immediately prior to the dog having a bowel movement. right before a dog has a bowel movement, their b*tt hole starts to expand and pucker, causing an uncanny resemblance to donald trump’s mouth. the trumpy b*tt is a signal to the owner or dog walker that the dog is about to go. the state following trumpy b*tt is often referred to as “brown eye.”
rover’s been looking for a p**p spot forever, but now he has trumpy b*tt so i know he’s about to go.
- twenty juan pilots
a hispanic band that plays deep songs about the issues of the band members past including burnt, racism by a president, and having to clean up mule sh*t. olivia: “are you going to the twenty juan pilots concert?” andy: “yeah, i hope they play burning *n*s”
somebody who decorates evreything and evreyone around them. oh, that dirty hobaloo just couldn’t help but bit a bow in my hair.
- n*gg*r battle
a battle between two humans and see who could drink malt liquor, eat fried chicken, drink grape soda, do drugs, mainly what a black person would do the most. the winner is the last man standing. tyrone, i challenge you to a n*gg*r battle!
- jack ison
absolute w*nker ben was being a jack ison last night