trunk funk


1. the female equivalent of swamp -ss.

2. the layer of sweat, slime, etc. that acc-mulates in a woman’s -ss crack on a hot summer’s day.

3. a sweaty condition existing in a woman’s -ss region. amplified during exertion and in particularly hot and humid weather.
i normally like to eat out an -ss, but after she got back from the gym she had some nasty trunk funk going on so i went with the stinky pinky instead.

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