Trying on Sweaters
the act of power dating in search of the perfect ‘fit’. often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), trying on sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn’t quite fit. even though the label said “wash and wear” it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle it became downright clingy.
thanks to four active profiles on match, ok cupid, timber and eharmony she was trying on sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. last night she didn’t even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
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