TS Ticket


tough sh!t ticket (archaic). an imaginary/facetious “ticket” (as in train ticket) to someplace that doesn’t exist, like pity city. essentially meaning “too bad, so sad, you ain’t getting what you want, i am unsympathetic to your dilemma or plight”.

alternatively, some sort of financial aid or -ssistance for those experiencing hard times, like food stamps or wic vouchers.
awwwww. i’m so sorry your girl/boy friend is sick and you failed your test. here… let me get you a pair of ts tickets to pity city and you two can have a good day.

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