TSA Pat-down


verb. (used with object) unwanted s-xual har-ssment; physical touching or contact of another’s body against their will. unwanted or improper s-xual activity.
my boss was giving me a tsa pat-down the other day. i quit and i’m suing.
a tsa pat-down is a s-x move involving the placement of one’s hand on the inside of another person’s leg and slowly patting upward before engaging in a handjob or any other form of s-xual activity. can be used by and for a man or woman.
tsas-x movetsa pat-down
(verb) an unusually aggressive form of full body search employed exclusively by the tsa.
man, i got a tsa pat-down today, and i seriously need a shower.

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