tsar bomb


a 53 megaton thermonuclear bomb let off by the soviets in 1961. the most powerful weapon ever detonated by humanity, several thousand times as powerful as the hiroshima bomb. its mushroom cloud went 64km high, and the blast wave went around the earth a few times. it broke windows over 1000km away. for the brief period of the explosion it produced 1.4% of the power output of the sun. it annihilated everything within 30 miles, turning rock to ash etc., and smashed the living cr-p out of everything within 100 miles.
person 1: they dropped the tsar bomb in liverpool, but lucky for us we’re in manchester.
person 2: my entire body is on fire.
an alcoholic drink made by taking 1 shot of vodka, mixing with some mixer(cranberry, sprite, oj, and one shot of diesel(grain alcohol). you drop the shot of diesel into the drink and chug it, sake bomb style.

the drop is meant to symbolize the dropping of the infamous russian made tsar bomb, the largest, most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated.
we got some diesel and poured a shockwave of tsar bombs. three in 15 minutes is the truth!!

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