TSB
acronym for toxic s-m-n buildup, which is what happens to you when you are not getting any for some time and your b-lls start to turn purple because of it –gg–
…. should make for a good excuse when your girlfriend is denying you your basic needs – but in reality, it hardly ever does. women can be so cruel!! 🙁
“aw come on now, woman, you don’t want me to get tsb, do you?!” — “get lost, there’s no such thing!!”
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true story bro; a variation to the popular “csb” referring to: cool story, bro.
mike: i got -n-l probed by matt and his friends last night
george: nowai, you lie!
mike: tsb!
means ‘tough sh-t b-tch’ or ‘tough sh-t b–tch’, depending on the mood.
“oh my god, im well annoyed, i can’t go out this weekend!”
“tsb!”
an acronym for the phrase, “that’s some bullsh-t!” or the alternate, “this is some bullsh-t.”
guy – “holy sh-t! you’re pregnant?!? tsbs!
girl – thanks for caring…
tsb – tall, skinny, blonde. usually generically good-looking, often achieved with extreme dieting and embracing of peroxide.
some examples include gwyneth paltrow, paris hilton and lindsay lohan
lindsay lohan paris hilton gweyneth paltrow tsb
t-rd smoking b-st-rd
someone who’s breath smells of sh-t, usually called richard
richard you tsb.
richard breathed in my face today and it stunk of sh-t, so i turned to my friend and called him a tsb and we all laughed hahahaha
text s-x buddie
a text s-x buddie is usually unavailable, ie married/in a relationship, with whom you can share text p-rn without actually having to have an affair. its completely acceptable in all modern day relationships! ;0)
“i’m not sh-gging him, his just my tsb!”
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