Tschunk


tschunk or chunk (ipa: /’tʃʊŋk/) is an alcoholic c-cktail similar to caipirinha. if you will, it’s the hacker’s derivate of caipirinha: it contains “club-mate” (/ˈklʊp ˈmaːte/), a caffeinated carbonated mate based beverage from germany. mate keeps you awake, while the alcohol takes care of the rest, and the crushed ice keeps you — well — chilled!

note about pr-nounciation: if you don’t know how to pr-nounce ipa /’tʃʊŋk/, here’s some practical help: basically it’s pr-nounced like the english word “chunk”, execpt that the “u” is pr-nounced like the “oo” part of “hook”. this is because the c-cktail originates from german where stuff is pr-nounced differently. anyway, you can pr-nounce it however you want. the drink speaks for itself.
due to the natural color of mate, tschunk can be made using either brown or white rum. example: cut limes into eights, and put them in a high glas. add brown sugar to taste, then mash with a caipirinha-style mashing stick. fill with crushed ice, add 4cl of cachaça (or some other alcohol) and then add mate until full. enjoy!
tschunk is a word you say when sitting down on a chair etc. you can also use tschunk as an everyday word, you can replace any word of any language with tschunk as shown in the example below.
gerd: schaut mal! da tschunkt vladi im garten rum!
john: luc, did you tschunk vladi last night?
luc: oui, je lui ai tschunké. giuseppe est-ce que tu as les tschunks pour vladi?
giuseppe: si, ho i tschunki per vladi. sono tschunki grandi.
tschunk is a word you say when sitting down on a chair etc. also you can use tschunk as an everyday word, you can replace any word of any language with tschunk as shown in the example below.
gerd: da tschunkt vladi im garten rum!
john: luc, did you tschunk vladi last night?
luc: oui, je lui ai tschunké. giuseppe est-ce que tu as les tschunks pour vladi?
giuseppe: si, ho i tschunki per vladi. sono tschunki grandi.

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