tshot
t.s.h.o.t (tee-shh-uh-ta). aka “that southern hoe over there”. is usually a rich southern girl who calls herself a southern belle and thinks she’s cl-ssy but will suck your shlong behind a dumpster if say you’re famous.
landon from southern charm is a total tshot
verb: the process of dipping a tampon into armenian vodka, then inserting the saturated tampon into ones -n-s. after 5 mins has elapsed, remove tampon and ring out tampon into a shot gl-ss. enjoy responsibly!
mr. president took so many t-shots last night he p-ssed out.
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