Tu Mardita Madre


pr-nounced . too-mar-deet-ah-madre

meaning “your godd-mn mother”
commonly used in heavy heated arguments or discussions
to embarr-ss a person or to put ones mother to shame
in a near collision scare in traffic one would offend the causer of the near collision by say .hijo de tu mardita madre por poco nos mata !!!!!

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