tuba twat
the objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that p-sses between the so-called “slip-and-slide,” and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.
steve, “i can’t freaking believe it, i totally just got christine to play her tuba tw-t!”
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