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• Pilldo

  a d-ld- the size of a pill, meant for especially tight p-ss-es. “hey jen, have you tried that new pilldo?”

• bologna necktie

  the act of choking your partner with your “bologna” (p-n-s/strap on) pedro: “hey jim what are you doing today” jim: “just going to go home and give martha a nice bologna necktie”

• plastic nigga

  someone who pretends to be a gangster when their not or someone who is white but thinks hes black i was walking down the street and i saw a plastic n-gg- wlaking round like a f-cking gangster

• Distance-in-law

  the appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. general rule of thumb is just far enough so they can’t drop by unannounced. when looking at new houses, rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

• Possymaster

  someone who says that they get a lot of p-ssy but in reality they are a little boy you hasn’t hit p-b-rty year and talks sh-t online. also referred to as being adorable by older ladies. that kid is such a possymaster.

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