Tuck and Fumble Technique
the act of using warming lubricants and m-ssaging them on your t-st-cl-s and a designated -n-l crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and -rg-sm.
dude, those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! they’re so gay!
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