Tudge


the fat around your p-n-s
john : hey adam
adam: john no one likes you, you tudge.

jacob : d-mn my tudge is huge..
a simple thin layer of fat that lays over the belly, sort of resemblance to tar, that stops the individual from having a fit body.

the less severe word describing pudge which indicates the individual is not fat, but has a roll. with tudge on the other hand, it is about a penny in diameter if pulling on the skin to visualize the fat.
levi- “ricky, you just like those big italian girls, you have to admit it.”

ricky- “i don’t like them huge, but i like them to have alittle tudge on them. i like some meat you know.”
a very brief communication, all too common in the sms/ email age.

formed by combining “touch” and “nudge”, to replace the word “touch” in the sentence “get in touch”.

where “touch” suggests meaningful possibly extended contact, “nudge” implies a only the most cursory attempt at communication.
n: nez got in tudge the other day.
s: how is he? what’s he up to?
n: didn’t say.

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