tuff muff

a woman’s v-g-n- that is rancid, fowl-smelling and unpleasant in appearance due to being unkempt, unwashed, or diseased.

a v-g-n- that is so disgusting that it is unpleasant to all sensory perception, making s-xual desire impossible.

never to be confused with a “m-ff tuft.”
“i was all ready to get down with her and do my business, but once i got her panties off i immediately realized she had a tuff m-ff. it was horrible! it was all i could do just get out of there!”
“good thing you weren’t on home court!”
“no doubt!! i wouldn’t have f-cked her with a rented d-ck! there may have been some dingleberries involved, too! i’m not sure. she was a total freck south of the border.”
“too bad. so did you just go home and w-nk, or what?”
“oh, the night wasn’t a total loss. after she zipped up she offered to make it up to me by tossing my salad.”
“sweet!!”
tuff m-ff: any female known to be aggressive, butch, or just plain jacked.

regularily enforces and demonstrates her aggression and strength to beat the sh-t out of others.
man.. you see that fight last night at the party? that b-tch was one tuff m-ff
a butch -ss dyk- lesbian. usually dressed in doc martins, flannel sh-ts, sporting the mullet, has both nose and tongue piercing combined with visibly noticable tattoes to show how bad -ss she is. they call thier tongues the lesbo tallywacker. tuff m-ff tattoed on your knuckles is the extreme case. trust me, i work with one. during s-x they are usually the giver not the taker. she wears the strap on everytime, or she is always the stronger of the scissoring action. they love to pick fights with men by calling them breeders or camel foot.
look, that butch dyk- is going to kick that dudes -ss! she’s trying to rip his tea bags right out of his pants! note to self “do not mess with that tuff m-ff unless you want to get into leglock and your face will be right next to her camel toe”