tuffy
another name for an erection.
sean: today in math i looked over and saw brittany’s thong and i totally got a tuffy.
the best bar at the university of northern iowa. a bar home to many exotic events.
dude 1: “you going to the stoop tonight?”
dude 2: “no, i’m going to tuffies!”
a caucasian male with a completely shaved head, to the point of flesh baldness. usually considers himself an important force who should not be reckoned with. quick to pick unnecessary qualms, music of choice tends to be sports metal. the rugged appearance and att-tude towards life is a shield for major insecurity issues.
age range 19 – 45
jason : “hey kyle, look at that f-ckin tuffy.”
kyle: “yeah man, he just got off work at his construction site..would you ever f-ck with him?”
jason: (sarcastically) “not in a million years…i’ve got a family to think about!”
a very large sh-t that takes a lot of work and concentration to get out; a constipated p–p; a dump so huge it usually clogs the toilet and needs to be chopped up before flushing
person exclaims: whoa, where the h-ll have you been?
answer: oh i was just in the bathroom having a tuffy. it was bad! (and the toilet might be clogged too… oops)
a scruffy street dog
eh…look at that tuffy…chi
supposedly masculine male who exhibits closet trans-xuality (feminised toughy). see also beer queer
nah sharon, you wanna stay away from him darlin’… he looks pretty buff, but he’s more of a tuffy.
a big log of sh-t; a feline of epic proportions.
wow, that one was a tuffy, i barely squeezed it out!; tuffy, your useless
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