Tufted Titmouse


to blow in a woman’s b-tthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear “tufted.” then use her nipples as b-ttons such as on a bagpipe.
person 1: so what did you do with that girl last night?

person 2: well, i got a blumpkin, then i gave her a tufted t-tmouse.

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