Tullovision
(n.) any live concert footage by the band jethro tull. it has been known to blind people with the extreme awesome.
ever since i watched ian anderson on tullovision i cannot enjoy any optical stimulus; even the sight of my newborn child made me throw up because he did not resemble a homeless man wearing a codpiece and dancing with a flute.
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