Tulsa County Keg Stand
a s-xual position in which the woman engages in oral s-x with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. the man then has the option to “pump the keg” by fisting her v-g-n-lly.
“that girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a tulsa county keg stand”
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