Tuna Can Penis
this is a p-n-s that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. often hard to work with while trying to have relations. performing doggy-style with a woman who has ‘back’ is out of the question for a man sporting a ‘tuna can’. the tuna can cannot enter the zone.
bill was a very funny guy and great to be with…but we had to break up. he had a tuna can p-n-s and couldn’t satisfy or even enter me.
a short, but very wide human p-n-s. it is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can p-n-s, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the c-nt.
sh-lly: “i heard mike has a thick d-ck. i am so jealous you hooked up with him!”
nelly: “umm, we didn’t hook up so much as he punched me in the c-nt with his tuna can p-n-s”
sh-lly: “gross.”
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