tuna castle roll
when you take a dunce hat and you stick it in a woman’s v-g-n-, resembling a funnel. then, you pour in gravy and minced canned cat food and a half cup of milk. then, leave the funnel in her v-g-n- and go out to your local fishing spot and catch five or six fillet-sized bluegill. next, go back to the funnel-v-g-n-, whip out a blender, put the bluegill in the blender and blend until there is bluegill gravy. then you pour the bluegill gravy into the funnel. make sure all of the liquids have left the funnel into the v-g-n-l cavity and remove the funnel. let the mixture ferment for three hours. next, you start to f-ck her by sliding your p-n-s in and out so when the p-n-s come out, it makes a sticky sensation and the liquid drips off like saliva off of one’s chin. do this repeatedly until one achieves an -rg-sm and then stick your nose into her v-g-n- and the smell should smell like tuna c-sserole.
my friend larry and his girlfriend just did a tuna castle roll and the whole house reeks.
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