Tuna Salad


lesbians eating p-ssy
butch manly and sally manginia are craving a tuna salad sandwich
the licking of a womans -ss and v-g-n- at the same time in long back and forth swipes.
“i think i got some lady celery in my mouth when i ate that b-tches tuna salad.”
1 (12-ounce) can white albacore tuna, drained
2 chopped green onions
1 stalk celery, diced
1/4 cup stuffed green olives, chopped
2 tablespoons capers, diced
1/4 cup slivered almonds
1/4 teaspoon worcestershire sauce
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup sour cream

1. in a mixing bowl, combine tuna, green onions, celery, green olives, capers and almonds.
2. in a small bowl, whisk together mayonnaise, sour cream and the worcestershire sauce. blend together dressing and tuna mixture.
3. serve on bed of lettuce or your choice of fresh bread as a tuna salad sandwich.
makes 4 servings of tuna salad.
(n) 1. an orgy
2. s-xual intercourse with multiple female partners

synonym: chicken salad (jessica simpson only)
a tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.
1.something my best friend’s dad is obsessed with.

2. nap
mollie: dad!! i’m hungry!
mollie’s dad: have some tuna salad!
mollie: i f-cking hate tuna salad!!!

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