Tunnel


the tunnel is a very large and rounded entrance located around the pelvis. many things enter, but none come out. never go near the tunnel.
the tunnel makes the black mamba look like a worm.
stretched ear piercings.
the holes are stretched with larger and larger plugs. when you gradate to a big enough plug, it can have a hole in it and you can see to the other side, tunnels.
“man your tunnels make me hot in my dirty places. i hope you never get a brain and realize that limp hoops of skin attached to your head are idiotic.”
a popular nyc dance club in the 80’s and 90’s. in it’s later years, it hosted funkmaster flex and n-ssau parties. also became the muse for a short while.
“hey, did you ever hit tunnel back in the day?”

“nah, i was usually at mars or danceteria.”
not-so-secret “secret” at haverford college in pennsylvania. refers to the series of tunnels(containing an elaborate heating/electrical system) originally constructed beneath the haverford campus with the intention of keeping the place cozy and liveable in winter…has since been infiltrated by generations of haverford undergrads h-ll-bent on getting drunk/high, wandering through the maze of subterranean pipes and p-ssageways, risking getting caught and hollered at by the dean or control-freak uppercl-ssmen…”tunneling” was totally choice in the 1980’s when most of the tunnels were still accessible and good, creepy fun could be had down there (picnics, beer parties, nookie)…now that most of the tunnels have been walled-off, etc…it’s much harder to convince a fellow-‘ford to crawl drunkenly through ’em with you when the possibility of never finding your way out alive looms and menaces. there is still the seductive lure of the yet-to-be-breached “secret door” said to be hidden within the tunnels.
“screw customs, man—let’s h-t the tunnels!”

“the tunnels? are you kidding me? i heard poindexter went in last semester and f-cking disappeared. screw that…besides, they’re having cheesesteaks in the dining hall tonight and i wanna get in line before that big guy from my chem cl-ss eats ’em all.”
to inhale a lit roach clip through the -n-s
“is he tunneling that joint?” “no, it’s a cigarette.”

“i”ll tunnel it if you tunnel it.” “but we only have one clip!!” “so, i’ll tunnel it, pop it out after like a minute, then you tunnel it.” “every time we do this, your sh-t goes everywhere, and i’m the one who has to tunnel the mess!”

“dude, i havent stopped sh-tting blood since i tunneled that blunt.”” “yeah, that was awesome.”
a v-g-n-, presumably belonging to a woman or an animal.
“dude, check out that chick’s tunnel.”
1. to become embaressed after doing something stupid or making a mistake.
2. a feeling right before doing something uncomfortable
he was in the “tunnel” when he had to meet his girlfriend’s parents for the first time.

i was in the tunnel when i fell down in front of a huge crowd.

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