Turbo Blumpkin


a twist on the standard blumpkin, a turbo blumpkin is getting head from a girl while taking a dump. the added boost comes when the girl pushes the log back inside the guy as a d-ld- and repeats like hitting the turbo b-tton in madden.
molly hit me with the turbo blumpkin last night…. it was awesome.

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