turbo mega cunt fucked
to get so heavily intoxicated that the partic-p-nt’s position on the sp-ce time continuum becomes fluid as he/she ‘crosses over.’
often -ssociated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, g-y and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
‘bro, i definitely won the ‘drunkest man in europe’ award last night- i was so turbo mega c-nt f-cked that i crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop f-lch-ng a shop mannequin. the only thing that’s going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. now, want to help me f-ck this mannequin?’
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