turd axe


a wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.
hey bob i could really use a t-rd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. i think i sh-t a squirrel.

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