Turd Burgular

an animal, usually a dog, that “steals” a t-rd out of a cat’s litter box . after this it eats it in all it’s glory in another area of the home, resulting in bad breath, or “p–p breath” and a big toothy grin.
“wow, your dog’s a t-rdburgular. he’s chowin’ on a huge t-rd from the catbox!”
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a big raving gayboy who loves taking and receiving other peoples b-m love.
ure a f-cking t-rd burgular, go lick my brown star you fool!
one who is a theive in the world of t-rds. he or she may rob the innocent of their stool. this thing may be obsessive of waste products and is fascinated by the p–ping process.
“hey, that t-rd burgular stole my stool!”
when you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said t-rd as if it was planning to steal it.
i caught my cat being a t-rd burgular last night.
when having s-x through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of t-rd attached to your kn-b
“t-rd burgular” i t-rd burgled cindy last sat-rday night but disaster averted, i wiped it on her curtains before she found out
when you’re forced to take a dump in a public restroom and you’re just about to drop the bomb, when someone comes into the bathroom and tries to open the stall you’re in! this cases the sh-t coming out your -ss to suck back in and your meaty dump to be interrupted.
man, i was taking a dump when this t-rd burgular came in and messed it up.
one who burgles sh-t(t-rds).
a total c-cksmoker.
i saw paul t-rd burgle my p–p out of the tarlet!!

vishy is a f-g and a total t-rd burgular.