Turd Dildo
when you take a nice sh-t, one huge long solid piece…scoop it out of the toilet, put it in the freezer and let it freeze. then take it out and f-ck a girl with it like a d-ld-.
she thought it was a brown d-ld- that was cold…but oh she was wrong as i blasted her with my t-rd d-ld-.
the definition is as the name implies. it is simply the excretions of a r-ct-m, used as a feminine masturbation tool. yes a t-rd used as a d-ld-
mary was forced to use her t-rd d-ld- when her sorry lover could not deliver the pleasure she desired.
1)a sure fire way to get pin worm trichonosis and various other sh-t borne diseases.
2)a german erotic toy used to stimulate s-xual response from gay n-z- sympathizers.
3) a small brown cylinder composed of fecal matter.
4) an incredibly stupid person usually lacking and thinking skills or common sense.
5) being stiffed on something valuable or meaningful by a close friend or family member.
1)grandma used to play with a t-rd d-ld- now she is very ill.
2)colonel nimitz inserted the t-rd d-ld- into his r-ct-m .
3) there are museums with t-rd d-ld-s in gl-ss cases on shelves , waiting to used in case of emergency.
4)you are a silly t-rd d-ld- mark, trout sniffer is a lesbian.
5) losing that pendant to my aunt willow was a real t-rd d-ld-.
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