Turd Fergeson
a middle aged individual that enjoys jerking off to pictures of dolls.
dude, raverchris should change his name to “t-rd fergeson”
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intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary “high” after eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a t-rd high. intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary “high” […]
- Turdpike
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