turd hog


a person who sh-ts their pants alot and/or takes it in the b-tt.
person 1: (farts during the whole cl-ss and it’s rank)
person 2: “man your a t-rd hog, go wipe your -ss”
one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up
did you see roger t-rd hog after slamming the commode?

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