somebody that sh-ts so much, not only their apartment smells like sh-t, but their hallway smells like sh-t. otherwise known as a “t-rd slayer.”
” charlie slayed t-rds all day long. he is a t-rd murderer
- v*g*n* flakes
1. to scratch ones v-g-n-, and flake off dry skins cells and pubic hair. 2. when a woman scratches her (dry) v-g-n- and leaves flaky specs behind. as well as pubic hair. this happens mainly on toilet seats. 1. please go clean you v-g-n- flakes off of the toilet before i use it. 2. i […]
- vanilla snack pack
during s-x, you pull out and c-m in her belly b-tton, filling it to the top. during threesome’s it’s customary for the other female to eat this treat. tony just got up and left. i tried to go after him and spilled my vanilla snack pack everywhere. i gotta wash these sheets.
- whiskey sweats
to consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating. victor standingbear had a bad case of the whiskey sweats after drinking too much firewater.
- 0 to 100 real quick
the tension/etc; escalates quicker than expected. male student: deez nuts! teacher: you know, (insert name here), i was a lot like you when i was your age. male student: wow, really? teacher: yeah but the difference is i actually got p-ssy male student 2: wow, 0 to 100 real quick…
what the f-ck u ugly -ss b-tch girl 1:bye boo boo girl 2: wtfumuuab yo -ss needa get outta here